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awashinreverb:

Can I look something up on your phone??
yeah one second


ben
disgustinghuman:urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected


I’m into it.
me at work
thingsfittingobviouslyintothings:

domestic shorthair cats in cat carriers
i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

x
arishahdadi
furrgroup:staff:

Add this to your list of things that slide: blogs.
Starting today: Click on an avatar in your Dashboard. Whoosh, a blog.
“I have never had so much blog in my Dashboard before. What a sensation! Nothing can stop me.”
Yes. Browse a blog right from your Dashboard. Like it. Reblog it. Ask it questions. Fall in love with it.
And remember, it’s not just other people’s blogs that are sliding into your Dashboard. It’s your blog that’s sliding into theirs. Make sure you love how it looks.

“Yes. Browse a blog right from your Dashboard. Like it. Reblog it. Ask it questions. Fall in love with it.”
Have a lasting relationship with it. Move in with it. Have your first argument with it. Propose to it. Marry it. Go on a honeymoon with it. Have two beautiful children with it. When the bombs start falling, cry with it. Try to escape with it. Argue about your childrens safety with it. When the final threat comes, make the choice to leave it. Cry over your weakness from it. Go to a therapist for it. Become settled again after it. When the kids grow up, talk about it. Be put in a retirement home after it. Remember it. Try to think good things about it.
I may have taken it too far.